You look like you know what every color of crayon tastes like
I'm plucky and traumatized
I respect myself enough to leave a man I love, if he isn't kind to me.
A man is supposed to make your life easier, not more difficult.
I find joy in your quiet moments
You brighten every room you walk out of
I'm not bored enough to talk to you
I'm Just Not That Into You
The audacity for you to be a bigger bitch than I am is actually crazy
Take a hint from your hairline and back off
I didn't ask your opinion so don't be mad when I'm not listening
Why is your ego taller than you are?
Nice guys don't have to say they are nice guys
You are the human equivalent of a participation trophy
I'm sorry but the person you are trying to reach is not interested
You can't be upset for longer than you last in bed
Oh Darling, I Could Never UNDERestimate You!
Being entitled AND boring is not a great combo for you.
I hope you find less so you can feel like enough
