Unwilling participant in this idiocracy (hoodie)
Neuro Sparkly
All Men Are Cremated Equal
Ya'll Need Lilith
Have The Day You Deserve
Unwilling Participant in this idiocracy
Eat The Rich
Not Arguing With A Man
The ultimate form of weaponized incompetence.
I support a man's right to shut the f*** up.
Floral Fucks
Keep the Immigrants, deport the racists.
USA - Uneducated Soulless A**holes
Being attracted to men is a form of self harm
I don't care if you have a pulse, let alone a nice day
I need to be put in time out because I believed a man when he spoke
There's No Need to Get Emotional Sir
The heroism of war is a lie
You're Not A God, stop expecting me to worship the ground you walk on.
I envy anyone who hasn't met you.
You look like you know what every color of crayon tastes like
I'm plucky and traumatized
I respect myself enough to leave a man I love, if he isn't kind to me.
A man is supposed to make your life easier, not more difficult.
I find joy in your quiet moments
You brighten every room you walk out of
I'm not bored enough to talk to you
I'm Just Not That Into You
The audacity for you to be a bigger bitch than I am is actually crazy
Take a hint from your hairline and back off
I didn't ask your opinion so don't be mad when I'm not listening
Why is your ego taller than you are?
Nice guys don't have to say they are nice guys
You are the human equivalent of a participation trophy
I'm sorry but the person you are trying to reach is not interested
You can't be upset for longer than you last in bed
Oh Darling, I Could Never UNDERestimate You!
Being entitled AND boring is not a great combo for you.
I hope you find less so you can feel like enough
